I really like scary movies but on the other hand I really don’t like scary movies
So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming
I am actually crying wtf is wrong with me
The last one is what got me
Very suspicious of people stealing his tail
I have never related so much to something.
best modern family scene ever
It’s like one of those tumblr posts that just can’t catch a break
THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET
this gif everyone, is why I am on tumblr
WHAT THIS IS SO CUTE❤️❤️
1.) The girl practiced safe sex and used condoms. SMART. AS. FUCK.
2.) I’ve seen this reblogged with notes calling her a “whore” and a “skank”. Fuck that noise. Over half the girls on tumblr will, or have, sucked the dick of a guy they just met, only hung out with a few times, or barely know, and then stress because he hasn’t called them back or he’s treating them like shit. Meanwhile the same girls go to work at a minimum wage job where they don’t even make $920 in 3 months, much less a day.
Good for this chick. She’s on her hustle and I ain’t mad at her. Make that money, girl!
you go girl
suck them dicks
achieve your dreams
are we going to ignore that these guys were willing to pay $460 just to have pleasure? i might not know a lot about how this business goes down but dayum she must have done a good job